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Offline Slappy  
#1 Posted : 11 November 2006 23:52:52(UTC)
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Couldn't stand that Gnomes were the only race in this topic!
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Offline Selene  
#2 Posted : 12 November 2006 01:24:55(UTC)
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nelfs have pointy ears, really BIG pointy ears
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Afaik it's only the guys that wipes us, we girls are to smart to fuck up big time like that.

Offline Slappy  
#3 Posted : 12 November 2006 02:18:19(UTC)
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we're tall!
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#4 Posted : 12 November 2006 02:20:17(UTC)
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And boring!
I am not a gnome... I am just vertically challenged!
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Offline Selene  
#5 Posted : 12 November 2006 03:06:39(UTC)
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Darkhoof wrote:
Afaik it's only the guys that wipes us, we girls are to smart to fuck up big time like that.

Offline Lysara  
#6 Posted : 12 November 2006 04:56:02(UTC)
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Offline Faytu  
#7 Posted : 12 November 2006 05:00:46(UTC)
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They are also the most pointless race in Wow
Faytu out ...

Its all fun and games until someone gets an eye poked out.

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#8 Posted : 12 November 2006 05:57:59(UTC)
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Troll > Nelf
Statment A) Statment B are true
Statment B) Statment A are false


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Offline Runer  
#9 Posted : 12 November 2006 08:27:00(UTC)
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Faytu wrote:
They are also the most pointless race in Wow


suuure, cept we saved the world twice -_-

Grimage the borin gnome wrote:
And boring!


says the one with 570 posts compared too the 3 imba funny forum trolls -_-
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Offline scanvic  
#10 Posted : 12 November 2006 09:56:59(UTC)
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Sixpounder wrote:
Troll > Nelf

totally agree on that one
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Offline Alatariel  
#11 Posted : 12 November 2006 12:49:31(UTC)
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Sixpounder wrote:
Troll > Nelf


Trolls an Night Elfs are very much alike... we both have crappy racials Clown
Offline Slappy  
#12 Posted : 12 November 2006 12:56:41(UTC)
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pff.. shadowmeld ftw. Even extra nature resistance

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Offline scanvic  
#13 Posted : 12 November 2006 12:57:54(UTC)
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Slappy wrote:
pff.. shadowmeld ftw. Even extra agility

/e slaps slappy
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Offline Slappy  
#14 Posted : 12 November 2006 12:59:13(UTC)
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scanvic wrote:
Slappy wrote:
pff.. shadowmeld ftw. Even extra agility

/e slaps slappy


Oh, never heard that one before...
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Offline Firmabil  
#15 Posted : 12 November 2006 13:32:41(UTC)
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suuure, cept we saved the world twice -_-


Very good point Runer. Very good point... You saved the world, and love Michael Jackson!

Runer wrote:

Grimage the borin gnome wrote:
And boring!

says the one with 570 posts compared too the 3 imba funny forum trolls -_-


570 quality posts thought. Grimage just gained a good extra 500 gnome bonus points for good gnome service. Vampire after lunch
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Offline Selene  
#16 Posted : 12 November 2006 14:14:54(UTC)
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Firmabil wrote:
Runer wrote:

suuure, cept we saved the world twice -_-


Very good point Runer. Very good point... You saved the world, and love Michael Jackson!

Runer wrote:

Grimage the borin gnome wrote:
And boring!

says the one with 570 posts compared too the 3 imba funny forum trolls -_-


570 quality posts thought. Grimage just gained a good extra 500 gnome bonus points for good gnome service. Vampire after lunch


oh dear god you actually accepted his dodgy gnome service offer, better get yourself tested for diseases now!!!!

ALSO nelfs are unique in the alliance we can be druids!!!!

Edited by user 12 November 2006 16:21:15(UTC)  | Reason: Not specified

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Darkhoof wrote:
Afaik it's only the guys that wipes us, we girls are to smart to fuck up big time like that.

Offline Tyfusius  
#17 Posted : 12 November 2006 14:48:12(UTC)
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Selene wrote:


oh dear god you actually accepted his dody gnome service offer, better get yourself tested for diseases know!!!!

ALSO nelfs are unique in the alliance we can be druids!!!!


Selene, even though you are one fucked up horny bitch, not everyone is a nympho like you. Or an overhorny pre-ejac Runer for that matter. We are talking about fighting the cause of the Gnomes here, and that need focus from organs above the waist to fight.

So Selene, let's talk about VD's shall we?
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Offline Selene  
#18 Posted : 12 November 2006 16:22:58(UTC)
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Tyfusius wrote:
Selene wrote:


oh dear god you actually accepted his dody gnome service offer, better get yourself tested for diseases know!!!!

ALSO nelfs are unique in the alliance we can be druids!!!!


Selene, even though you are one fucked up horny bitch, not everyone is a nympho like you. Or an overhorny pre-ejac Runer for that matter. We are talking about fighting the cause of the Gnomes here, and that need focus from organs above the waist to fight.

So Selene, let's talk about VD's shall we?


sure thing fire away, after all celebs are doing it these days as well like Scarlett Johansen (or however the hell you spell it), it's all the rage apparently
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Afaik it's only the guys that wipes us, we girls are to smart to fuck up big time like that.

Offline Lysara  
#19 Posted : 12 November 2006 18:22:40(UTC)
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Runer wrote:
suuure, cept we saved the world twice -_-

Oh?

Night Elves: Poor decision makers

Anyone ever notice how the Night Elves, when faced with important, world-changing decisions, INEVITABLY make the wrong ones? If it weren't for Night Elves and their screwups, I'd be inclined to think Azeroth in general would be a much nicer place.

Mistake 1: Destroying the Scepter of the Shifting Sands

Bronze Dragonflight: "Now that we've finally sealed away the nemesis of all Azeroth, here's a scepter should you need to break the seal and fight them again."
Fandral: "WAAAHH!"
*breaks scepter*
Bronze Dragonflight: "You dumb f*cker."

Mistake 2: Destroying the Well of Eternity

Queen Azshara: "Blahaharrrgh, I'm addicted to magic!"
Night Elves: "Well I guess that's cool."
Queen Azshara: "Blahahaharrrgh, I'm summoning demons!"
Night Elves: "Ok, that's not so cool."
*Bigass War!*
Malfurion: "I've got an idea! Let's blow up the world!"
Tyrande: "Come on, that's your solution to everything."
Malfurion: "No it's not! By the way, hold this."
Tyrande: "Hey, this looks like a-"
KABLOOIE
Tyrande: "...dammit, Malfurion."

Mistake 3: Recreating the Well of Eternity, Then Leaving It There and Falling Asleep

Illidan: "Hey guys, now that we just got done blowing THAT up, I just made a new one!"
Night Elves: "You stupid f*cker."
Malfurion: "Illidan, you're under arrest for playing the devil rock music."
Illidan: "How wude!"
*SLAMMER'D!*
Malfurion: "Anyway, let's just plant a tree over top of this sucker and call it a day."
Tyrande: "Uh, what do you want us women to do, Mal honey?"
Malfurion: "You all stay awake and keep the stove warm in case we're hungry when we wake up. Oh, and don't go running off having fun with your friends or anything, I want you in the kitchen where you belong."
Tyrande: "But-"
Malfurion: "zzzzzzzzzzzz"
Tyrande: "Dammit."

Mistake 4: Staying Asleep

Orcs: "FOR THE HORDE! And also the Burning Legion!"
Night Elves: "zzzzzzzzz"
Undead: "For the lich king! Also, again, the Burning Legion!"
Night Elves: "zzzzzzSNRKzzzzz "

Mistake 5: Picking a Fight with the Orcs

Night Elves: "WTF?! Orcs cutting down our trees? Gettem!"
Cenarius: "I'LL take the case!"
*PWNT*
Night Elves: "WTF!!"
Grom Hellscream: [Orcish] kek

Mistake 6: Releasing Illidan

Tyrande: "We need help, gotta wake the druids up. Oh hey, Illidan! I'm sure 10,000 years of confinement has only rehabilitated him."
Illidan: "GROWLowlorarrrr "
Tyrande: "...although I could be wrong."
Illidan: "OOGHRARGHghhh!" *runs off*

Mistake 7: Blowing up the World, AGAIN

Medivh: "Quit fighting you nubs! Archimonde is coming!"
Night Elves: "Oh crap you're right. Too late now!"
Archimonde: "Bwahahahaha!"
Malfurion: "Hey, I've got an idea!"
Everyone: *groans*
KABLOOIE

Mistake 8: Stopping Illidan from killing the Lich King

Malfurion: "OMG! Illidan's doing something crazy to Northrend! Gotta stop him!"
Maiev: "I'm kookoo for catching Illidan!" *trips Tyrande*
Tyrande: "Aiiee!" *falls into river*
Malfurion and Illidan: "I'LL take the case!"
*rescue*
Illidan: "So you see, I was trying to DESTROY THE MOST POWERFUL EVIL BEING IN AZEROTH."
Malfurion: "Oh, uh..... my bad."

Mistake 9: Building a new World Tree

Fandral: "Man, I miss immortality. Let's make a new world tree!"
Malfurion: "I don't think that's a good-"
Fandral: "STFU nub."
*WORLD TREE'D!*
Fandral: "See? This place is great."
Malfurion: "I dunno, it smells kinda bad... and I think I just stepped in some ooze."
Fandral: "Yeah? Well if you don't like it, why don't you go get lost in the Emerald Dream for a few years?!"
Malfurion: "You know what?! I think I will!" *gets lost in the Emerald Dream*
Night Elves: *facepalm*
Rest of Alliance: "Remind me why we put up with these guys?"
Bronze Dragonflight: "Because you're all a bunch of dumb f*ckers."

Mistake: Trusting Arthas

Illidan: No one understands me. I'll show them I'm not addicted to magic. I can quit anytime I want. Just as soon as I get done crawling in my skin.
Arthas: Hi, I'm evil.
Illidan: Yar, we fight now!
Arthas: Hey, you're pretty good at this. I'm totally not holding back and flattering you or anything.
Illidan: You're right, I am pretty awesome.
Arthas: You know what would make you even more awesome? Consuming the powers of that there demonic artifact.
Illidan: Brilliant idea! I'm glad I thought of it.
Arthas: Oh, and when you get done with that, kill that Dreadlord what's responsible for keeping my boss, the Lich King, from getting out from under Kil'Jaeden's thumb.
Illidan: Sure thing buddy.
*Illidan takes skull, and transforms into a big friggen demon*
Illidan: Sweet!
Tichondrius: WTF HAX?
Illidan: Yar! I kill you!
Tichondrius: Blarg! I are dead!
Illidan: Yay! Now that I've turned myself into a big friggen demon, and killed this other big friggen demon, I've proved that I'm not demonic at all.
Tyrande: You stupid !&$%er.
Malfurion: GTFO!
Illidan: No one understands me!

Mistake: Trusting Kil'Jaeden

Kil'Jaeden: I'm hella pissed that you screwed us over.
Illidan: Oh noes!
Kil'Jaeden: But if you destroy the Lich King, we're cool. I'll also give you your heart's desire.
Illidan: Sweet! I'm just gonna assume that you mean magic, because Kil'Jaeden the Deciever would never say anything that has a double meaning which will screw me over later.

Mistake: Hiding from from Kil'Jaeden in Outland

Illidan: Oh snap, I failed to kill the Lich King. If Kil'Jaeden finds me, I'm gonna get omgwtfpwned! I'd better hide. To do this, I shall flee from Azeroth, to which he has no access except by being summoned by absurdly powerful magics, the likes of which can only be cast by those who don't like him anyway, and instead going to Outland, which is basically his backyard.
Blood Elves and Naga: You are so smart!
Illidan: You understand me! Now lets beat up one of Kil'Jaeden's lieutenants and take over his fief. Kil'Jaeden will never be the wiser!
Magtheridon: WTF? Ow.
Illidan: Who da man? I da man!
Kil'Jaeden: No, I da man!
Illidan: Oh snap!
Kil'Jaeden: You're an idiot. Now get back to work.

Supplimentary Mistake: Leaving Illidan without adult supervision. Twice.
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Offline Selene  
#20 Posted : 12 November 2006 18:29:30(UTC)
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oh Lys that was brilliant was laughing so much at that, 11/10
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